Monday, June 9, 2008

5 Simple Blessings





1. THANK GOD I FOUND MY PANTS! Yep, my favorite pants, my most favorite comfy jeans, the jeans I ALWAYS feel cute in, the ones I swear up and down were tailor made for me by the angels.


Things are LOOKING UP!
2. THANK GOD the tooth fairy came last night...to be honest, she forgot about the visit until about 4:15 AM, when she jumped up out of bed, ran to her purse for a few bucks to find NO MONEY.
She did however have a Toys R Us gift card in there that she bought long ago for a reason she cant remember....
I'll bet you ANYTHING that the tooth fairy is a Mom.....
3. THANK GOD for angels who walk among us, guiding us gently toward our bliss.
(And toward our favorite jeans...I'm still SO happy about that).
4. THANK GOD for Love in my mailbox...
Hand crafted LOVE in my mail box.
5. THANK GOD for telemarketers.
I've been under a lot of stress lately Lord, and you always send one of your angels, brilliantly disguised as "telemarketers", to listen to my woes.
I appreciate that they call and ask for me by name...it makes me feel special. And the fact that they ask for NO money at the end of the session is so GENEROUS, God.
I can hardly stand it....thank you so.
Love
Elle


5 comments:

Unknown said...

I'm glad you found your jeans. I really, really am.

Maybe you could post your poem here as well - I copy and pasted and sent it to my mom. I'm sure when she checks her email tomorrow she will be laughing!

I love ya - pms'ing, bitch, bad hair day, bloated, you!

You are my inspiration and I love ya!

Unknown said...

LOL!! Ken really appreciated the fifth blessing, as did I. Too funny! We'd never thought of that one! Ken often draws them into conversation, but pouring out his troubles to them has never occurred to him. I can just hear the next conversation... I can't wait!

Coffee First said...

Ah.... telemarketers. They don't really have a clue what hit them when you're done with them, do they sis? :)I've been very worried about you the past couple of days. So sorry about the 7:45 am phone call. Love you and take great care of yourself.

jennykate77 said...

I always like my dad's response to telemarketers..."can you give me your number, then I'll call you back while YOU'RE having dinner"...gotta love my dad.

Glad you found your jeans!

Karen Kroner said...

What brand are those jeans???
My favorite pair our Melting Pot... but they are so worn out that I have to try and find another pair just like them
Love ya